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Last updated: April 25, 2026

Acceptable Use Policy

Commit Happens is built to monitor and analyze websites you own or are authorized to manage. Please do not use it like a raccoon with a keyboard.

Allowed Use

You may use Commit Happens to:

  • Monitor websites you own
  • Monitor client websites you are authorized to manage
  • Run crawl analysis on authorized websites
  • Review uptime and site health
  • Generate recommendations for authorized websites
  • Track issues, improvements, and site signals

Prohibited Use

You may not use Commit Happens to:

  • Crawl, scan, or monitor websites without permission
  • Attack, overload, disrupt, or abuse websites or systems
  • Attempt unauthorized access to accounts, data, servers, or networks
  • Use the service for spam, phishing, fraud, malware, or illegal activity
  • Circumvent rate limits or security controls
  • Interfere with other users
  • Upload malicious code or content
  • Reverse engineer or scrape Commit Happens
  • Resell access without permission
  • Misrepresent results or use the service deceptively

Crawling Rules

You are responsible for ensuring you have permission to crawl or monitor submitted websites.

Commit Happens may limit, throttle, block, or reject crawls to protect infrastructure, users, or third-party websites.

Uptime Monitoring Rules

Uptime checks must only be used for websites you own, operate, or are authorized to monitor.

Do not use uptime checks to harass, overload, or repeatedly probe third-party systems.

AI Use Rules

Do not submit sensitive, private, regulated, or confidential information unless you are authorized to do so.

Do not use AI output for illegal, deceptive, harmful, or abusive purposes.

Enforcement

We may suspend, limit, or terminate access if we believe your use creates risk, violates this policy, harms others, or threatens service stability.

Reporting Abuse

To report misuse or ask questions: commithappens@gmail.com

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